March 2010
Well… it’s time to update my blog. I heard that updating it every half year is essential to a good blog. I know that there are some who feel it necessary that their thoughts be heard almost every day. However, I am a slow writer, so this just isn’t possible for me. When I compound my slow writing by the fact that I’m a bad writer, a blog entry every day is absurd. Once a month seems about right. So why haven’t I been writing lately? Well, mainly because I’m under the delusion that people are actually reading this, so I have been holding myself to a ridonculous (Californian English) standard. Also, the latest bachelor only just finished this past week.
Will I ever write about actual music? Hmmmm.. yes. But lets face it…. There is no way that music can ever be as interesting as the bachelor.
We have a guy (Jake) who is perfect for Tenley. They both have similar “values”….. ie, they are both potential Sarah Palin voters. She has a body that is….. well….. I wouldn’t mind if Natalie and her had a pillow fight. And then there is Vienna. The poor girl has been trashed in the tabloids and in my living room. She is young, immature, and probably looks at Sarah Palin and thinks… ‘she would have made a great beauty queen when she was younger.’
Natalie and I are completely in love but to make sure, we are going to bunjie jump off a bridge to seal the deal. I think this is what Death Cab for Cutie meant by “fear is the heart of love.”
Women have not understood Jake’s decision because it’s so impractical…. as if practicality has anything to do with it. He kept referring to “a spark” and for, whatever reason, this has baffled some people. I keep envisioning countless women who are also in relationships with the wrong or right guy because of this “spark” and yet seem baffled by Jake’s decision that goes against what’s on the paper. I keep envisioning people who are waiting for that spark and yet are baffled by Jake’s decision which is based on that same spark. I think people are under the delusion that the spark is an inevitable result of meeting the right person. It isn’t. It’s the result of jumping off a bridge. If it had been Tenley in that harness, you would all be happy…. and in the end, probably Jake.